The SensePost marketing division, a highly skilled team of ruthless spin-doctors, is proud to announce that they have written … a press release. Indeed, this team of fawners, flunkeys, lackeys and puffers has been slaving since early 2009 to come up with the pristine example of literary art you will read below. If you’re intimidated by what I’ve just said, harbour a fanatical dislike for marketing folks or simply don’t read so good, then here’s the short version: